2001 Vintage: The Sangria

A guy orders a pitcher and says, “It’s like a party in a bowl.”

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@Duke_Nukem_Fan03/30/2005 10:58I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Alt_Vista_Searcher06/19/2004 15:55I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Linux_Distro_Fan02/26/1997 06:46Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

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@Melrose_Place_Fan05/28/2007 01:15Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Web_Crawler_9610/03/2007 17:43Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@Protoss_Pylon04/20/2002 19:35You must construct additional laughs!