Why was the uncle dropping salt off his forearm? Because he was practicing his niche internet meme moves to make the seasoning look more “theatrical.”
Part of the 37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Mannequin Challenge” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition
In 1996, Thanksgiving was caught between the screech of a 28.8k m...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Break the Internet” Edition
In 2014, Thanksgiving was about dodging selfie sticks at the tabl...read more »
2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter’s "Espresso"
Why was everyone so caffeinated? Because "that’s that me espresso...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition
In 2008, Thanksgiving was a mix of superhero origins, vampire fev...read more »
1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
Why was the corn so popular at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wa...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition
In 2021, Thanksgiving was about awkward family reunions, wonderin...read more »
2024 Archive: The Nintendo Alarmo
Why was the whole house waking up to Mario sounds? Because Ninten...read more »
2025 Legacy: AI Music
Why was the background music so specific? Because the house speak...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
Why was the oven locked mid-cook? Because Dad forgot to renew the...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition
In 2013, Thanksgiving was about trying to hit the high notes from...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Post-Search" World
Why was there no arguing about facts? Because everyone has a "Con...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2022 “Corn Kid & Twitter Blue” Edition
In 2022, Thanksgiving was about being thankful for "It’s Corn!", ...read more »
2009 Joke: A Little Boy Asked
A little boy asked his grandfather, “Why do we eat turkey on Than...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2011 “Winter is Coming & Siri” Edition
In 2011, Thanksgiving was about bracing ourselves for White Walke...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!