2024 Archive: The Sabato’s Crystal

No, that’s too niche. I told her she’s a “Masterpiece.” She said, “And you’re the ‘Director’s Cut’—too long and full of unnecessary scenes.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her in the Metaverse. She said, "Great, t...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

@Scream_Fan_9610/07/2011 09:17What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Neo_The_One08/08/1999 07:05I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Ninja_Turtle_R12/03/2014 07:37Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.

@Pretty_In_Pink09/18/2000 16:33Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@First_World_P04/03/1996 21:20My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Dogpile_Fan_Club11/12/2000 08:35All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Happy_Tree_Fans06/18/2011 12:06So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair10/14/2011 08:59I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!