He’s eating raw eggs again. I tried it; I just got salmonella.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
One billion... laughs!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Classic. Simply classic.