My surgeon used a robot that cost two million dollars. I asked if it was accurate. He said, “It’s perfect, but if the internet goes down, it just stands there and tries to ‘Buffer’ your appendix.”
Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Busy Specialist
Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
2025 Classic: The X-Ray
"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stethoscope
"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Sleep Study
"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »
The Anesthesia Bill
The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pharmacist
"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
We are many. We are laughing.
RT if you think this is funny!