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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

@Hotmail_Original09/10/1995 15:45Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Independence_Day03/19/2004 15:08Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Fight_Club_Tyler10/07/2004 00:44The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Jackass_Johnny11/05/2007 20:55Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@BackToFuture_M11/19/2012 03:44Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Arthur_Fist_Fan12/21/2001 06:47My fist is clenched... with joy!