Why did the RIAA lawyer sue a grandmother in 2003? He wanted to prove that “ignorance of the internet is no excuse for having a Metallica song on your hard drive.”
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
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