Leonardo DiCaprio spent two hours being cold, hungry, and attacked by a bear just to finally get that gold statue.
Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
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Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.