Why did the lawyer call it a “Da Vinci Retainer”? Because the way he spent it was a complete mystery.
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition
In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bio-Metric Jury
A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »
2025 Legacy: The TikTok Ban (Final)
A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
The Witness Stand
A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
2025 Archive: The Office Drone
Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Negotiation
A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
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