2008 Vintage: The Referral

He sent me to a specialist who is currently working at a Starbucks because his clinic closed.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Zelda_Link03/04/1997 04:39It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Ebay_Sniper06/11/2008 17:57Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Gopher_Explorer09/10/2006 15:06Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Legally_Blonde_Elle03/30/2013 23:10What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Keyboard_Cat_P10/09/2011 04:50Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@ODP_Editor_9904/19/1995 18:32Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Frag_Master_9906/23/1997 10:47Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!