No place I’d rather be… than home, in bed, with no notifications.
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
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With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
M’lady... this joke is superb.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
I see what you did there. Clever!