2018 Classic: The Ralph Breaks the Internet

I told her I’m gonna break the internet. She said, “You already broke the iPad, sit down.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

I’m wearing "Digital Clothes" on our video call. My wife told me...read more »

I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »

I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »

@C++_Dev_9812/07/2007 16:08I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@MP3_Encoder10/26/1998 13:44128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Rick_Roller_0703/22/2006 07:19Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@HotBot_User06/08/2001 03:19Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Afk_For_Laughs03/21/2002 18:12Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Boxxy_Queen04/21/2002 06:26I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!