1996 Legacy: The Rachel

My wife went to the salon and asked for “The Rachel.” She came back looking like she survived a very stylish wind tunnel.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »

I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

@Y2K_Ready12/16/2006 17:30If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@GameBoy_Color02/19/2008 15:46Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Matrix_Rebel11/19/1999 07:43I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@Frasier_Crane05/27/2013 13:22I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Forrest_Gump_Running11/24/2011 00:18Laughing is as laughing does.

@CRT_Degauss02/05/2003 03:42BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Sailor_Moon_Cry05/01/1999 07:55In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Breakfast_Club_B07/12/2006 02:47Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Mobile_Web_0108/31/2012 17:15Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!