Why is a 2018 marriage like the movie A Quiet Place? Because the moment you make a single sound (like opening a bag of chips), a monster (the toddler) appears and ruins your entire night.
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Snow White Controversy
"Mirror, mirror on the wall..." "Don't ask the mirror anything, ...read more »
A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
A man and woman had been...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Vision
"I can see the future!" "And?" "It involves a lot of subscriptio...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition
In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
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The Yoga Class
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The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!