Why did the dad wear a crown to the 2022 barbecue? Because he was the “reigning” champion of the grill.
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
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A dino-snore.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.