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2009 Archive: The Public Enemies Style

 Johnny Depp as John Dillinger. It’s the only movie that made me want to wear a fedora and carry a Tommy gun.

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified

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@Vaporwave_Original04/18/1995 03:03Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@SpiceGirls_Fan05/25/1996 11:10Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Inkjet_Printers12/03/2001 01:39Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Voodoo_3dfx11/30/2003 05:25The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Project_Mayhem11/10/2006 09:42Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Zoolander_Mug07/07/1997 08:41I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Hansel_So_Hot07/14/2003 08:43That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Last_Commenter09/12/2011 06:03Saving the best laugh for last!

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