2019 Classic: The Psychiatrist

“Doctor, I feel like I’m losing ‘Followers’.” “In 2019, that’s a clinical emergency. Sit down.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

@Lion_King_Simba09/27/2005 14:50Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@The_Mask_Smokin03/24/2012 19:29P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Reddit_Original01/05/2000 06:09The front page of the internet... in 1999!

@IMVU_Chatter09/05/2000 21:273D laughs are the best!

@Joe_Cartoon_G10/07/2011 04:22Press the button for more humor!

@Salad_Fingers_F06/08/2004 06:17I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Smosh_Old_School10/08/2001 02:51Back when the internet was simple and funny.