“Doctor, I’m addicted to ‘Candy Crush’.” “I’ll prescribe you ‘Tetris’. It’s a lower dosage.”
Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart-Watch 4.0
My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »
42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
2025 Classic: The Heart
"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »
53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
2025 Classic: The Surgeon
"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »
The Genetic Wonder
Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
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The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
We are many. We are laughing.
RT if you think this is funny!