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2013 Classic: The Psychiatrist

“Doctor, I’m addicted to ‘Candy Crush’.” “I’ll prescribe you ‘Tetris’. It’s a lower dosage.”

Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder01/27/2000 06:08I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@SimCity_Mayor09/18/2001 13:24Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Dexter_Lab_Fan05/11/2005 03:49Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy07/14/2008 18:26That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Austin_Powers_Y06/11/2005 18:10Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H03/11/1996 02:07Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Doge_Much_Funny05/22/2002 06:36Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Success_Kid_Win11/22/2012 20:31Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Anonymous_User07/07/2010 09:25We are many. We are laughing.
@Retweet_King05/26/1995 07:18RT if you think this is funny!

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