2016 Legacy: The Professional Ego

Why does a lawyer never use “Self-Checkout”? Because he believes “manual processing” is the only way to ensure the maximum fee.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

@Web_Master_Flex08/20/1996 11:29I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette07/01/2013 16:43I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Keyboard_Warrior02/16/2010 12:05F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Cow_And_Chicken05/30/2005 14:38Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Web_Crawler_9609/11/2005 01:10Crawled my way to this hilarious page.