2003 Classic: The Professional Ego

Why does a lawyer never play “SimCity”? Because he can’t find a way to sue the digital citizens for “unauthorized zoning.”

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@Student_Life_0107/07/2008 01:55Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Voodoo_3dfx09/18/2008 11:30The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Neo_The_One06/22/2009 20:10I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Borat_Very_Nice05/13/2012 10:33Very nice! Great success!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H02/13/2002 00:32Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@LonelyGirl15_F08/12/2011 17:45Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

@Face_Palm_0108/29/1995 22:43Classic. Simply classic.