2022 Archive: The Prescription

“I can’t read this.” “It says ‘Log off and go for a walk’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

@Charmed_Ones07/07/2005 19:10The power of three... laughs!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax07/30/1999 19:42I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@StoneCold_31611/17/1997 11:42And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Korn_Follower02/03/2011 04:29Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Sixteen_Candles02/27/2015 16:31I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Fire_Background12/18/2008 14:34This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Club_Penguin_Kid07/28/1998 20:21Waddle on over and read this!