A guy tries to put a blue ring on one wall and an orange one on the other. “The cake is a lie, but the beer is real!”
Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
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2024 Classic: The Dune
Part Two: A guy walks in wearing a stillsuit and riding a giant w...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
Actually, it IS a cool story!