2001 Archive: The Pool Table

A guy rips the felt. The bartender says, “You’re not a shark, you’re a shipwreck.”

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@Diva_Plavalaguna06/10/2012 10:28The highest note of humor!

@Goldmember_I_L01/02/1996 05:39I love gold! And I love this joke!

@PeanutButter_J04/04/2005 11:55It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Metacrawler_X04/09/2013 16:15Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Jackie_Chan_Wut11/25/2007 23:08My mind is blown by how funny this is.