2020 Legacy: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, I’m tired of my own house!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

@Blue_Screen_Survivor09/18/2003 10:43At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@SouthPark_Stan02/19/2009 11:10Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Sixth_Sense_Cole12/13/2012 05:26I see funny people... everywhere!

@American_Psycho_P08/23/1999 19:37I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Neopets_Trader01/02/1997 20:29Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!