2018 Vintage: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

@MIRC_Operator01/16/2001 00:49/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Tripod_Member05/09/2000 14:15Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Men_In_Black_J03/29/2014 00:39Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Dial_Up_King12/18/2014 08:47Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@White_Goodman_G06/15/2009 00:27We’re better than you, and we know it!