2017 Vintage: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

@Lycos_Dog02/05/2005 05:03Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Coffee_Addict02/13/2013 09:50404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Judge_Dredd_Law12/24/1995 17:18I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Uncle_Rico_9802/20/2012 03:04I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Delicious_Links11/07/2012 07:49Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Slow_Clap_Guy03/13/1996 22:06...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!