Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 2008!
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
I am crying... with laughter!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
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