2005 Archive: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 2005!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@DVD_Rom_King08/04/2011 18:00More capacity for humor on this site!

@MP3_Encoder07/15/1997 18:40128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Dirty_Dancing_F08/26/2003 09:03Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Second_Life_Avy02/25/2012 23:29In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@Face_Palm_0108/27/1995 03:20Classic. Simply classic.