2006 Vintage: The Pirates 2

A guy asks for a “Dead Man’s Chest.” The bartender gives him a shot of rum and a wooden box.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

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A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

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A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

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@Men_In_Black_K11/02/2012 22:55We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Tank_Operator04/19/2013 14:14Loading the training program... for comedy.

@American_Psycho_P01/11/2011 19:14I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Shagadelic_9709/02/2001 15:38This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan09/12/2003 08:25Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!