Why did the lawyer have a “Loophole Inspiration” board? To find new ways to escape the consequences of his own contracts.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Bio-Metric Jury
A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »
The Legal Pad
Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »
53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition
In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »
The Witness Stand
A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »
2025 Classic: The Robot Divorce
A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coffee Price
A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »
The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Final Word
A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel
Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition
In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
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Laughing is as laughing does.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!