Why did the lawyer have a “Gavel Inspiration” board? To find a hammer that matches his expensive suits.
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
High five for this joke!
Top tier web animation humor!