2008 Vintage: The Pink

“So What.” She’s still a rockstar. I’m still a guy who forgets the milk.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

It won't let me wear my 2014 cargo shorts. The doors just stay l...read more »

It analyzed my health and told me I need more fiber. My wife "li...read more »

@Myspace_Tom10/11/2012 10:00I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Linux_Distro_Fan04/30/2001 20:10Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Oracle_Says10/06/1996 11:39I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Memento_Guy03/30/2001 07:53Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Speed_Racer_Go09/24/1999 22:12Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Uncle_Rico_9806/02/2014 15:39I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Construction_Dig12/17/2012 03:28Still digging for more humor!

@Second_Life_Avy07/20/2010 00:39In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.