1999 Vintage: The Pina Colada

A guy orders one and says, “If the world ends, I want to taste like a vacation.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Linux_Distro_Fan10/08/2001 20:07Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Pentium_Power10/12/2005 15:16My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@CSS_Master_9912/04/1996 02:24Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@RoboCop_9007/31/2015 16:54Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Hey_Arnold_Fan05/11/2005 19:29Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@True_Story_Neil12/13/1996 19:47True story! I was there!