What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically Verified
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Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Found this on the deep end of the net.
Saving the best laugh for last!