Why did the pencil go to school? To get sharp.
Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
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In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
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Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
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Slaying the competition with these jokes.
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!