2020 Vintage: The Parasite Logic

“Why are we still in this house?” “Because the outside world is ‘The Upside Down’, Greg.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch05/14/2008 08:57There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@StarWars_Nerd01/12/2012 19:32The farce is strong with this one!

@Java_Applet_User07/04/2001 20:41This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@HTML_Hacker09/26/2011 08:03<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Winamp_Playlist03/04/2008 09:42Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Double_Rainbow_G06/19/1997 09:15What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Success_Kid_Win12/16/2004 21:34Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Salt_Bae_Original06/03/2008 10:29Sprinkling some humor on this archive.