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2009 Archive: The Palm Pre

 My husband got the phone that “pebbles.” I told him he’s just throwing rocks at our budget.

Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Linux_Kernel_0.107/06/2013 08:35Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Snake_Game_Pro09/17/1995 14:03I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Digimon_Tamer10/26/2006 00:10My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Yugioh_Duelist06/23/1995 06:58You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Under_Const_Gif12/24/2013 18:24This site is never finished... with humor!
@Evolution_Dance10/11/1995 22:19The history of humor in one post.
@Face_Palm_0112/12/2006 01:45Classic. Simply classic.

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