1999 Classic: The Pager’s Death

A guy throws his pager into his beer. The bartender asks, “Why?” The guy says, “If it doesn’t work in 2000, it’s dead to me now.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@CoolSkater9805/31/1998 09:01Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@AltaVista_Pro08/01/2013 08:16Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@WebTV_Viewer12/27/2010 09:05Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Motherboard_Max08/29/1995 10:45This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Newgrounds_User06/28/2000 20:09Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

@Mind_Blown_Gif08/21/2014 05:53*Boom* - there goes my brain!

@Net_Neutrality01/18/2001 20:35Equality for all jokes!