A guy’s pager goes off during dinner. He looks at it and sighs. His date asks, “Work?” He says, “No, my wife. She just paged ‘911-BED-0-0’. I think she’s trying to tell me the ‘server’ is down.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
The magic man... is laughing!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!