2000 Archive: The Otto

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know the way by now!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

@Lion_King_Simba10/21/1997 19:54Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Net_Addict_200005/02/2009 01:10My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@ICQ_Classic03/09/1997 11:51That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Scanner_Darkly07/05/1997 16:06I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Emule_Donkey12/26/2002 00:37Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Baxter_The_Dog05/28/2015 14:16Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@CounterStrike_Pro09/15/2004 06:18Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!