2014 Classic: The Orange (End)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

@Oracle_Says01/24/2011 06:00I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Rick_Roller_0712/29/2001 23:20Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Woman_Yelling_C10/19/2008 08:37The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Toolbar_Hater10/05/2013 11:57My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@IMVU_Chatter08/08/2006 17:043D laughs are the best!