Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door, it’s me!
Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Legacy: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »
2024 Archive: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »
49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024 Espresso & Olympic Edition
In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »
50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010 New Decade Edition
In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »
2024 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Owl
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
I am crying... with laughter!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
This joke is an Epic Win!