1996 Legacy: The Olympic Torch

Why did the blonde try to light her cigarette with the Olympic torch? She wanted a “gold medal” smoke.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde went to the store and asked for a dozen eggs. The clerk ...read more »

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A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle of the world map. Af...read more »

Step back into 2016 – the legendary year of the Pokémon GO phenom...read more »

A blonde tried to catch fog yesterday. She mist.read more »

A blonde put her hand over her mouth when she sneezed because she...read more »

Welcome to the Spring 1995 edition of the Blonde Jokes series. Fe...read more »

What’s the difference between a blonde and a snowman? One is cold...read more »

A blonde was asked what her favorite type of music was. She said ...read more »

A blonde tried to sell her vacuum cleaner because it was just col...read more »

Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »

A blonde refused to play cards with jungle animals because she wa...read more »

What did the blonde say when she saw the "No Parking" sign? "They...read more »

A blonde went to the bank to open a savings account. The teller a...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1611/26/1997 09:27I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Jurassic_Park_Fan11/08/1995 00:59Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@MIRC_Ghost02/19/2000 15:06Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Married_With_Kids06/27/2000 01:33Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Unix_Wizard06/07/2010 19:28sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Trinity_Matrix12/05/2005 01:39Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!