“A drink for a man who remembers when you could see people’s mouths.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
2024 Archive: The B-52
"Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
2024 Archive: The House of the Dragon S2
"Team Black or Team Green?" "Team Beer," says the bartender.Part...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
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A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
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2024 Legacy: The Longlegs
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.