2003 Vintage: The Old Fashioned

A guy orders one and says, “Make it like my grandfather made it—strong and without questions.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

A guy walks into a bar on April 8th wearing cardboard glasses. H...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »

@Shrek_Ogrelord04/19/2002 16:49Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Flash_Player_Fan09/28/2004 21:56Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@XFiles_Spooky_M04/24/2003 09:36Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Pi_Mathematics05/10/2001 16:37Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Dancing_Baby_9605/16/2012 11:04Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@AllYourBase_9908/26/2010 15:28All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Rocket_Jumper08/27/2004 18:53This humor took me to new heights!