Why did the lawyer sue the machine? For “failing to deliver a cup of coffee that looks as good as the one in the commercial.”
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Bus Load
A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro 3
A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Mirror
A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »
The Devil's Contract
Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »
2025 Archive: The Graduation
A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »
The Truth in Court
Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition
In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
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In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »
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In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
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A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
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I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
It really whips the llama's ass!
As if! This is too funny.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
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