A guy sits on the floor of the bar and refuses to move. The bartender says, “You can’t occupy the draft line, man. Move to the 99% area by the bathroom.”
Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The New Year's Resolution
"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughing in slow motion right now!
More capacity for humor on this site!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Actually, it IS a cool story!