2012 Archive: The Noah

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you’re still not opening!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Espresso. / Espresso who? / Espre...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

@Gladiator_Maximus04/11/1996 16:19Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@AOL_Instant_Msg01/05/2010 17:24I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Macarena_Dancer01/21/2004 13:46Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Titanic_Jack11/05/1999 17:30I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Wild_Thornberry03/11/2014 03:51Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@CompuServe_Classic01/13/2015 11:28Premium humor for premium members.

@True_Story_Neil05/15/2003 02:38True story! I was there!

@Mobile_Web_0108/31/2004 15:43Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!