1995 Classic: The Noah

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah good place to eat?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1608/20/2013 13:28I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa08/18/2009 23:02They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam11/03/2011 11:44I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei03/07/2006 12:44You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Speed_Racer_Go05/01/1996 03:17Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Goldmember_I_L05/29/2014 08:50I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular11/23/2014 02:26I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut01/03/2003 06:25My mind is blown by how funny this is.