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2007 Archive: The “No One” Alicia Keys

 Her voice is so powerful she doesn’t even need a beat, but the “wwoooo-oooo-oooo” is stuck in my head anyway.

Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pokemon_Blue03/26/2001 20:54Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@StarWars_Nerd02/11/2006 09:05The farce is strong with this one!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher04/10/1998 12:28I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Dark_Knight_Joker11/07/2008 13:39Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Scanner_Darkly06/23/2012 11:56I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Mini_Me_Rocks04/17/2008 07:32... (Laughter in silence).
@Fire_Background09/04/1995 19:38This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat06/18/2000 14:16Heh heh heh. Good one.
@Hacktivist_Fan05/29/2004 07:55Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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